IF I WERE....

I got this list from my daughter,Shmooy Girl...her's sounded much nicer than mine does...
If i were.....
If I were a month, I’d be October.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Monday .
If I were a time of day, I’d be 6AM .
If I were a planet, I’d be Mars .
If I were a sea animal, I’d be what ever that Dorie fish is, on the movie Nemo .
If I were a direction, I’d be north.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a kitchen counter .
If I were a liquid, I’d be red wine .
If I were a gemstone, I’d be a emerald .
If I were a tree, I’d be a oak .
If I were a tool, I’d be hammer.
If I were a flower, I’d be a field daisy .
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be the blizzard.(not you Shmooy)
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a trumpit.
If I were a color, I’d be yellow .
If I were an emotion, I’d be... no comment:)
If I were a fruit, I’d be a orange .
If I were an element, I’d be steel .
If I were a car, I’d be a Volvo .
If I were a food, I’d be chocolate ice cream .
If I were a place, I’d be a farm .
If I were a material, linen .
If I were a scent, soap .
If I were an animal, I’d be a cat.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be frown .
If I were a song, I’d be Three In One .
If I were a pair of shoes,I'd be a pair of crocks.